it’s so sad that my city is hosting world cup games and i’m not gonna watch any of them because i couldn’t buy tickets soon enough :((
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.
do you ever wanna not wear a bra but then realize you can’t not wear one because damn you got big titties
1/? Films - The Parent Trap (1998)
"And I suppose you just expect me to go weak at the knees, and fall into your arms and cry hysterically…. And… and, you and I just picking up where we left off and growing old together… … C’mon Nick what do you expect? To live happily ever after?"
“Yes. To all of the above. Except you don’t have to cry hysterically.”
“Oh, yes I do.”
You know there’s something wrong with this world if people would rather hurt themselves or die than go to school.
when you hear a guy talk and their voice is lower than you expected
LUKE “I’M ONLY 17” HEMMINGS